O Deep Thought Computer, the task we have designed you to perform is this: A 3d lighting demo
Don't Panic
Generally, telling someone who's panicking not to panic doesn't really work out. Actually it tends to make them angry. Weird.
Next time, show them this demo instead. They'll be transported to a world of calm, where lights are reflected off a realistic pink water, vibey music reverberates from the concrete walls of a discotechque, and your mantra of calm is spelled in giant iridescent letters, twirling in the air like holiday baubles. Om.
Use your mouse or drag to move around the stage, or just sit back and enjoy the ever-changing beautiful lighting, designed by Principal Engineer Moses Gunesch.